Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

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If you're a die hard Patriot fan like myself, then you got a great piece of news yesterday. Josh Gordon was reinstated by the NFL. This is particularly important for 2 reasons. Reason #1: This means the Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl. After losing Gronkowski to retirement, Tom Brady needed a big … Continue reading Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

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The biggest prima donna in football is back at it shortly after he got his new deal out of Pittsburgh, this time it's over equipment. The NFL put a mandate in that requires all players to wear a new type of helmet, the kind of type of helmet to piss off the NFL's biggest crybaby. … Continue reading Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

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Let me preface this by saying that I'm the biggest LeBron defender out of all the LeBron haters. Yes, I think he's a good person. Yes, I think he's a good father. Yes, I know he's one of the greatest players who ever lived. And I commend him for going to all his kids events, … Continue reading Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

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Rewind before last season, and the linebacker position was quietly the perineal mediocre group of the defense under Sean Payton. The secondary had been under the microscope for so long that the linebackers were just assumed to be sufficient. "Sufficient" is a word I would use to describe the best of the Payton era linebackers … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

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Here we go folks, we're officially out of basketball season and headed towards football season, the best time of year. It's not the best time of year because basketball is over, but it means we're almost to fall, which is the best *actual* season, no debate to be had. Sundays are back to normal, gambling … Continue reading 5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

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The days of Coby Fleener hypes and disappointments (oh remember the hope!) and 90 year old Ben Watsons still catching passes while still making babies are over. Well maybe not the babies part. Yes finally, the tight end drought is coming to an end. Jared Cook looks amazing and who cares if he's over 30? … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

Saints Recline Sit Back and Enjoy: Preseason Week 2

The Saints traveled out to the Sunshine State to help fill seats in a stadium with no Chargers fans because they're all still in San Diego where the team should be.  Fuck Los Angeles sports.  You got the Rams back, why the Chargers??  Fucking assholes.  I shall digress... I heard Lance Moore on WWL radio … Continue reading Saints Recline Sit Back and Enjoy: Preseason Week 2

(VIDEO) A Stampede Almost Trampled Me In New Orleans Last Night

https://twitter.com/RickAutiello/status/1162912769286582273 There I was, taking a leisurely stroll down Carrollton Avenue last night after cooking an absolutely fuego steak dinner, and as I approached my house all I saw was a mob of horses with civilians riding them. It looked like HBO had just dropped a crossover episode of 'Game of Thrones' and 'Treme'. The … Continue reading (VIDEO) A Stampede Almost Trampled Me In New Orleans Last Night

Saints Recline Sit Back and Enjoy: Preseason W1

It's Monday night, and the game was Friday night.  What can I really say that hasn't been already said about week 1 of preseason?  Well first of all, my shit comes out on Monday now barring a Monday Night Football game, so there's that (Expect it on Tuesday, fans).  Second, all I've got is hot … Continue reading Saints Recline Sit Back and Enjoy: Preseason W1

Summer Positions Breakdown 2019: Special Teams is like, WHAAT?? A History of Now

How awesome is Wil Lutz really or is he just better than we can remember?  Is Thomas Morestead really a punting god or just good for his age?  Do we actually have a return game or did we just hire another beer delivery guy?  Will this 2019 special teams squad be a liability or an … Continue reading Summer Positions Breakdown 2019: Special Teams is like, WHAAT?? A History of Now

Breaking Down the Patriots 2019 Receiving Core

The main story coming from the New England Patriots this offseason was the retirement of tight end Rob Gronkowski. The 2nd greatest receiver Tom Brady has ever had on his team (Randy Moss being number 1). Brady has often times has to turn no name receivers into top guys due to lack of receiver depth. … Continue reading Breaking Down the Patriots 2019 Receiving Core