NFL Divisional Round Picks: KC Wins Big, Baltimore Upset?

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The first divisional round without the New England Patriots in 10 years should prove to be an exciting one. There are 2 teams this millenium left in the AFC who could repeat being in the big dance come February, Baltimore and Tennessee, with 3 of the teams left in the NFC hoping to get back … Continue reading NFL Divisional Round Picks: KC Wins Big, Baltimore Upset?

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The Patriots Ended The Patriots; Thanks For Everything, Mr. Brady

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First off, I'd like to congratulate former 3-time Super Bowl Champion (with the Patriots) Mike Vrabel on calling an absolutely incredible game in Foxboro last night. Credit where credits due, the Titans showed up and played tough as nails for 60 minutes and it was due to the preparation of their coach. But the rest … Continue reading The Patriots Ended The Patriots; Thanks For Everything, Mr. Brady

Saints Steamroll the Carolinas, Panthers Feared Dead

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Oh my what an ass whooping, Who Dats!! You know things are bad for Carolina when no one is even mentioning running up a score and instead the Saints are being applauded for maintaining focus while dismantling a sad rival. That game was a special treat because it was easy on the eyes and relaxing, … Continue reading Saints Steamroll the Carolinas, Panthers Feared Dead

Saints Look to Destroy Panthers, Head Into Post Season as #1 Seed

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There’s just a feeeeeeeeeew things that need to happen first before that #1 or even 2 seed are ours. Sure, it’s a bit of a longshot, but crazier things have happened. Things would have been A LOT easier if the Rams AND the Vikings had handled their damn business! Or better yet, we had won … Continue reading Saints Look to Destroy Panthers, Head Into Post Season as #1 Seed

Brees, Thomas Slap Offense Awake, Saints Avoid Titans Upset

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Boy, oh boy, Who Dats.  If you weren't drinking to start the game, I bet you were after the Saints were down 14 - 0.  I'm not gonna lie, I got nervous and joined the latter after the second touchdown.  It was looking like a loooooong afternoon was underway.  The penalties were mounting, the offense … Continue reading Brees, Thomas Slap Offense Awake, Saints Avoid Titans Upset

VIDEO: Adam Sandler Would Absolutely Cut You Up On The Court And There’s Nothing You Could Do About It

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https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/1207998256913043456 An absolute walking bucket. Adam Sandler has the court vision of an all star point guard and the confidence of an All NBA finisher around the rim. That move he put on the baseline was something of pick up legends.  He did come back down to earth though with that jumper. That's the dad … Continue reading VIDEO: Adam Sandler Would Absolutely Cut You Up On The Court And There’s Nothing You Could Do About It

It Is Absolutely And Utterly Insulting That The Cincinnati Bengals Think The Patriots Need To Cheat To Beat Them

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It's been 12 years since Spygate and the narrative hasn't changed: The New England Patriots Are Cheaters*. I put an asterisk there because if you look at the facts of every accusation of cheating against the New England Patriots, they toed the line once and it was against the fucking Jets during a year where … Continue reading It Is Absolutely And Utterly Insulting That The Cincinnati Bengals Think The Patriots Need To Cheat To Beat Them

”Brees Does It Again” Is What We Should Be Saying…Niners Outlast Saints

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But instead, Kyle Shanahan sent our defense back to 2015. I mean, where do we start?? That was our game. We played everything right...offensively. Both defenses were destroyed to rubble. It was like a Rocky match: two guys beating the shit out of each other with no defense. Apparently playing with backup linebackers in this … Continue reading ”Brees Does It Again” Is What We Should Be Saying…Niners Outlast Saints

Rick’s Picks: Can Green Bay Cover A -13 Point Spread Against Washington? Will The Saints Fall In The Dome?

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Making money is always fun, but the most fun way to do it is definitely by gambling. There's nothing like sitting on your couch, biting your nails hoping your picks cover as you suffer minor heart attacks throughout the day. No rush like it. A few weeks ago I hit a 15-game, money line only … Continue reading Rick’s Picks: Can Green Bay Cover A -13 Point Spread Against Washington? Will The Saints Fall In The Dome?

LeBron James Is Out Here Daring Refs To Make Calls Against Him And They’re Scared Shitless

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https://twitter.com/TheRecline/status/1202569197584297987 Last night in a decisive victory over Utah, (where for some reason the Lakers were underdogs? It's cool, made me some serious cash-ola.) LeBron James reminded the world that this is his world and we're all just living in it. I'm not talking about another 20-10 game from The King, which is impressive enough … Continue reading LeBron James Is Out Here Daring Refs To Make Calls Against Him And They’re Scared Shitless

The First Way Too Early MVP Voting Poll Is In So Let’s Beef About It

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(ESPN) - The NBA season reaches its quarter pole this week, and a new world order has begun to establish itself. The Golden State Warriors are no longer juggernauts. The Los Angeles Lakers might be. The Zion Williamson era ... is on hold. But amid all the tumult that has defined the 2019-20 season so far, … Continue reading The First Way Too Early MVP Voting Poll Is In So Let’s Beef About It

Saints Clinch NFC South in November While Making Matt Ryan Look Like a Chump

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Happy Thanksgiving, e'rybody!!!  So much to talk about, but the stiff arm.  THE STIFF AAAAAAAARM!!!!!!!  Oh.  My god.  The Saints are 10-2, they have clinched the NFC South, and given Matt Ryan and Dirty Birds everywhere possibly the worst Thanksgiving holiday of their lives.  Life is good right now. Division rivalry games are usually pains … Continue reading Saints Clinch NFC South in November While Making Matt Ryan Look Like a Chump

Is There a Referee Conspiracy?? Who Cares, Saints Still Beat Panthers

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Maybe it's our collective PTSD.  Maybe there really is a man (Goodell) behind the curtain.  Maybe it's just bad luck.  Maybe the refs are really out to get the Saints for making such a stink about officiating mistakes.  Maybe the penalties are all actually warranted, and the Saints need to clean up their game.  (I … Continue reading Is There a Referee Conspiracy?? Who Cares, Saints Still Beat Panthers

Celtics Lose OT-Thriller To Healthy Clippers Squad; Jayson Tatum Is Filthy

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It was the 4th leg of the Celtics 5-game road trip that saw them square off against he Clippers after going 2-1 in their previous 3. The Clippers had been without Kawhi Leonard, Paul George or both thus far this season, however, the long awaited debut of the tandem on the court together would come … Continue reading Celtics Lose OT-Thriller To Healthy Clippers Squad; Jayson Tatum Is Filthy

If I Was James Wiseman I Would Stop Playing College Basketball Altogether And Keep My $11,000

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James Wiseman, a potential #1 pick who plays for Memphis, was suspended by the NCAA for taking money from boosters during recruiting. I think the narrative of college players being allowed to be paid is overplayed at this point, however, in this case, it seems as though Memphis used money to recruit Wiseman to go … Continue reading If I Was James Wiseman I Would Stop Playing College Basketball Altogether And Keep My $11,000

There Is A Petition For The Patriots To Re-Sign Antonio Brown And It’s So Stupid It Just Might Work

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Earlier this week, Antonio Brown (probably Drew Rosenhaus) apologized to Bob Kraft for the way he's conducted himself and Patriots fans are running with it. Look, as a Patriots fan, do I want the talent of Antonio Brown on my team? Of fucking course I do. Do I want an immature punk who thinks he … Continue reading There Is A Petition For The Patriots To Re-Sign Antonio Brown And It’s So Stupid It Just Might Work

Spencer Pigot, James Hinchcliffe, and The Hard, Dirty Realities Of Racing

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Motorsport and the NFL share a handful of similarities which keep their dedicated fanbases hooked. The danger, high speed action, superhuman precision and preparation, larger than life spectacle, and the constant reminder of mortality, however, thats where the similarities stop. Where they differ, other than the obvious, is the NFL's monstrous & fruitful empire and … Continue reading Spencer Pigot, James Hinchcliffe, and The Hard, Dirty Realities Of Racing

Saints Starving After Bye Week, Dirty Birds Are On the Menu

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Welcome! It's a Saints Recline "minisode"! I'm slow to put this out with work and life happenings, my niece had a birthday today, I also watched the LSU game, and, kind of, fuck it who cares?? There's no way Atlanta can win this game tomorrow. My laziness could transfer over to the Saints, and this … Continue reading Saints Starving After Bye Week, Dirty Birds Are On the Menu

Did Tom Brady Really Call Ed Reed The “N” Word Last Night? If He Did, Most People Don’t Seem To Mind

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https://twitter.com/OprahSide/status/1191185013670154241?s=20 Leading up to halftime, NBC showed a clip of Tom Brady walking to the field and greeting Ed Reed before the Patriots took on the Ravens. Brady definitely called Reed his kryptonite and he might have also called him the "n" word. Now, I can't say either way if Brady has a pass to … Continue reading Did Tom Brady Really Call Ed Reed The “N” Word Last Night? If He Did, Most People Don’t Seem To Mind

No Name Browns Player Jermaine Whitehead Threatens A Bunch Of People On Twitter After Being Called Out For Having A Shitty Game

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https://twitter.com/DynastyCLE/status/1191165864042733568?s=20 Not much could get any worse for the Cleveland Browns following a loss to a first time QB and the lowly Denver Broncos Sunday, but it almost seemed like it was Jermaine Whiteheads personal mission to make sure that Cleveland Browns and Rock Bottom were synonymous. Losing 24-19 in a game that the Browns … Continue reading No Name Browns Player Jermaine Whitehead Threatens A Bunch Of People On Twitter After Being Called Out For Having A Shitty Game

(VIDEO) Lunatic of the Week: This Crazy Bitch Who Told Everyone The Plane Was Going To Crash

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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1189555599270404096 I'm not afraid of flying, I'm also not NOT afraid of flying when shit like this goes down. A little turbulence? No problem. 5 minutes straight of turbulence, this fucking plane is going DOWN. I'd really like to hope that people like this actually get put on a no fly list, but who's to … Continue reading (VIDEO) Lunatic of the Week: This Crazy Bitch Who Told Everyone The Plane Was Going To Crash

Saints Monkey Stomp Bears, Sean Payton Continues F U Tour

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O. M. G. Who Dats. We, apparently, are nigh invincible. Sean Payton is a coaching god because the 2019 F U Tour is REAL!! Latavius Marray had a coming out party, and crossed the Bears D line all day like he had a toll pass. Did our eyes deceive us?? Did we just go into … Continue reading Saints Monkey Stomp Bears, Sean Payton Continues F U Tour

Bridgewater Has Mediocre Outing, Defense Says It Doesn’t Matter

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5-1 Who Dats, and 4-0 since Teddy has started! Tulane, LSU, and the Saints are a combined 16-2! It’s the salad days of South Louisiana football, so appreciate these moments. Teddy Bridgewater had his worst day as a starter this year, and you know what?? Who cares?!?!? (Throw papers in the air, slap a drink … Continue reading Bridgewater Has Mediocre Outing, Defense Says It Doesn’t Matter

“Experts” Scratch Their Heads, Saints Whip Bucs , Look to Continue Streak through Jacksonville

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First of all, I love how confused the national sports media has been when trying to figure out this team (even Vegas has been confused!), so let's get into this glorious scene known as the 2019 New Orleans Saints. The Saints crushed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like a Florida man finishing his Natural Light. It … Continue reading “Experts” Scratch Their Heads, Saints Whip Bucs , Look to Continue Streak through Jacksonville

Was It Really a Shock That the Saints Beat Dallas? And How Bout Dat D??

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It turns out that I've been right every game this season so far in the outcome, but way off on the scores. I'll take those W's any way they come though. Who could've possibly predicted the shootout with the Texans, the Brees injury, the trouncing of Seattle in CenturyLink Field, or even the defensive stand … Continue reading Was It Really a Shock That the Saints Beat Dallas? And How Bout Dat D??

VIDEO: DeMarcus Cousins “ALLEGEDLY” Threatens To Shoot His Baby Mama For Not Letting Their Son Go To His Wedding

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https://youtu.be/WYn32gJVL2U DeMarcus Cousins' ex-girlfriend, Christy West, said that the Los Angeles Lakers center threatened to kill her when she refused to let their seven-year-old son attend his wedding to Morgan Lang last week.In audio of an August 23 phone call acquired by TMZ Sports, a person speaking with West says, "I'm gonna ask you this one more time … Continue reading VIDEO: DeMarcus Cousins “ALLEGEDLY” Threatens To Shoot His Baby Mama For Not Letting Their Son Go To His Wedding

Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

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If you're a die hard Patriot fan like myself, then you got a great piece of news yesterday. Josh Gordon was reinstated by the NFL. This is particularly important for 2 reasons. Reason #1: This means the Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl. After losing Gronkowski to retirement, Tom Brady needed a big … Continue reading Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

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The biggest prima donna in football is back at it shortly after he got his new deal out of Pittsburgh, this time it's over equipment. The NFL put a mandate in that requires all players to wear a new type of helmet, the kind of type of helmet to piss off the NFL's biggest crybaby. … Continue reading Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

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Let me preface this by saying that I'm the biggest LeBron defender out of all the LeBron haters. Yes, I think he's a good person. Yes, I think he's a good father. Yes, I know he's one of the greatest players who ever lived. And I commend him for going to all his kids events, … Continue reading Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

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Rewind before last season, and the linebacker position was quietly the perineal mediocre group of the defense under Sean Payton. The secondary had been under the microscope for so long that the linebackers were just assumed to be sufficient. "Sufficient" is a word I would use to describe the best of the Payton era linebackers … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

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Here we go folks, we're officially out of basketball season and headed towards football season, the best time of year. It's not the best time of year because basketball is over, but it means we're almost to fall, which is the best *actual* season, no debate to be had. Sundays are back to normal, gambling … Continue reading 5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

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The days of Coby Fleener hypes and disappointments (oh remember the hope!) and 90 year old Ben Watsons still catching passes while still making babies are over. Well maybe not the babies part. Yes finally, the tight end drought is coming to an end. Jared Cook looks amazing and who cares if he's over 30? … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

What the Lakers’ Bench Proved Against OKC

The Lakers defeated the Thunder 125-110 last night, in a game that might have proven more than your typical regular season match-up in January. The Lakers got the win, despite not having their three highest paid, and arguably most talented players available. LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and Danny Green all sat out, and forced the … Continue reading What the Lakers’ Bench Proved Against OKC

Get Ready to Tweet #SkolDat On Sunday, Saints Will Destroy Vikings

Revenge is a dish best served with the head of Stephon Diggs and served to you by Marcus Williams.  Hello Who Dats!!  Who is out for blood, and who is wanting a win anyway we get it?  Well I'm here to tell you first that the only way to the Super Bowl is for Sean … Continue reading Get Ready to Tweet #SkolDat On Sunday, Saints Will Destroy Vikings

Possible Landing Spots for Russell Westbrook

On a podcast released Thursday, Ryen Russillo of The Ringer stated his belief that the Houston Rockets and GM Daryl Morey would be willing to trade Russell Westbrook for the right return. It seems like Russillo is just speculating, and that he doesn’t have actual knowledge of any real plan by the organization to look … Continue reading Possible Landing Spots for Russell Westbrook

Blockbuster? Clarkson for Exum and Some Seconds

The NBA’s trade drought is finally over, with the  Cleveland Cavaliers reportedly trading guard Jordan Clarkson to Utah for Dante Exum and two future second-round draft picks. This marks the first trade since the Rockets swapped Chris Paul for Russell Westbrook on July 11th. It’s an overall solid play by the Cavs to move Clarkson … Continue reading Blockbuster? Clarkson for Exum and Some Seconds