Saints Starving After Bye Week, Dirty Birds Are On the Menu

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Welcome! It's a Saints Recline "minisode"! I'm slow to put this out with work and life happenings, my niece had a birthday today, I also watched the LSU game, and, kind of, fuck it who cares?? There's no way Atlanta can win this game tomorrow. My laziness could transfer over to the Saints, and this … Continue reading Saints Starving After Bye Week, Dirty Birds Are On the Menu

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Did Tom Brady Really Call Ed Reed The “N” Word Last Night? If He Did, Most People Don’t Seem To Mind

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https://twitter.com/OprahSide/status/1191185013670154241?s=20 Leading up to halftime, NBC showed a clip of Tom Brady walking to the field and greeting Ed Reed before the Patriots took on the Ravens. Brady definitely called Reed his kryptonite and he might have also called him the "n" word. Now, I can't say either way if Brady has a pass to … Continue reading Did Tom Brady Really Call Ed Reed The “N” Word Last Night? If He Did, Most People Don’t Seem To Mind

No Name Browns Player Jermaine Whitehead Threatens A Bunch Of People On Twitter After Being Called Out For Having A Shitty Game

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https://twitter.com/DynastyCLE/status/1191165864042733568?s=20 Not much could get any worse for the Cleveland Browns following a loss to a first time QB and the lowly Denver Broncos Sunday, but it almost seemed like it was Jermaine Whiteheads personal mission to make sure that Cleveland Browns and Rock Bottom were synonymous. Losing 24-19 in a game that the Browns … Continue reading No Name Browns Player Jermaine Whitehead Threatens A Bunch Of People On Twitter After Being Called Out For Having A Shitty Game

(VIDEO) Lunatic of the Week: This Crazy Bitch Who Told Everyone The Plane Was Going To Crash

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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1189555599270404096 I'm not afraid of flying, I'm also not NOT afraid of flying when shit like this goes down. A little turbulence? No problem. 5 minutes straight of turbulence, this fucking plane is going DOWN. I'd really like to hope that people like this actually get put on a no fly list, but who's to … Continue reading (VIDEO) Lunatic of the Week: This Crazy Bitch Who Told Everyone The Plane Was Going To Crash

Saints Monkey Stomp Bears, Sean Payton Continues F U Tour

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O. M. G. Who Dats. We, apparently, are nigh invincible. Sean Payton is a coaching god because the 2019 F U Tour is REAL!! Latavius Marray had a coming out party, and crossed the Bears D line all day like he had a toll pass. Did our eyes deceive us?? Did we just go into … Continue reading Saints Monkey Stomp Bears, Sean Payton Continues F U Tour

Bridgewater Has Mediocre Outing, Defense Says It Doesn’t Matter

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5-1 Who Dats, and 4-0 since Teddy has started! Tulane, LSU, and the Saints are a combined 16-2! It’s the salad days of South Louisiana football, so appreciate these moments. Teddy Bridgewater had his worst day as a starter this year, and you know what?? Who cares?!?!? (Throw papers in the air, slap a drink … Continue reading Bridgewater Has Mediocre Outing, Defense Says It Doesn’t Matter

“Experts” Scratch Their Heads, Saints Whip Bucs , Look to Continue Streak through Jacksonville

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First of all, I love how confused the national sports media has been when trying to figure out this team (even Vegas has been confused!), so let's get into this glorious scene known as the 2019 New Orleans Saints. The Saints crushed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers like a Florida man finishing his Natural Light. It … Continue reading “Experts” Scratch Their Heads, Saints Whip Bucs , Look to Continue Streak through Jacksonville

Was It Really a Shock That the Saints Beat Dallas? And How Bout Dat D??

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It turns out that I've been right every game this season so far in the outcome, but way off on the scores. I'll take those W's any way they come though. Who could've possibly predicted the shootout with the Texans, the Brees injury, the trouncing of Seattle in CenturyLink Field, or even the defensive stand … Continue reading Was It Really a Shock That the Saints Beat Dallas? And How Bout Dat D??

VIDEO: DeMarcus Cousins “ALLEGEDLY” Threatens To Shoot His Baby Mama For Not Letting Their Son Go To His Wedding

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https://youtu.be/WYn32gJVL2U DeMarcus Cousins' ex-girlfriend, Christy West, said that the Los Angeles Lakers center threatened to kill her when she refused to let their seven-year-old son attend his wedding to Morgan Lang last week.In audio of an August 23 phone call acquired by TMZ Sports, a person speaking with West says, "I'm gonna ask you this one more time … Continue reading VIDEO: DeMarcus Cousins “ALLEGEDLY” Threatens To Shoot His Baby Mama For Not Letting Their Son Go To His Wedding

Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

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If you're a die hard Patriot fan like myself, then you got a great piece of news yesterday. Josh Gordon was reinstated by the NFL. This is particularly important for 2 reasons. Reason #1: This means the Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl. After losing Gronkowski to retirement, Tom Brady needed a big … Continue reading Josh Gordon Being Reinstated Means 2 Things

Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

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The biggest prima donna in football is back at it shortly after he got his new deal out of Pittsburgh, this time it's over equipment. The NFL put a mandate in that requires all players to wear a new type of helmet, the kind of type of helmet to piss off the NFL's biggest crybaby. … Continue reading Here We Go Again: Antonio Brown Said He’d Never Play Football Again If He Doesn’t Get His Old Helmet Back

Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

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Let me preface this by saying that I'm the biggest LeBron defender out of all the LeBron haters. Yes, I think he's a good person. Yes, I think he's a good father. Yes, I know he's one of the greatest players who ever lived. And I commend him for going to all his kids events, … Continue reading Days Later And Thousands Of Arguments Later, LeBron Is Still an Asshole For Running On The Court In Bronny’s Game

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

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Rewind before last season, and the linebacker position was quietly the perineal mediocre group of the defense under Sean Payton. The secondary had been under the microscope for so long that the linebackers were just assumed to be sufficient. "Sufficient" is a word I would use to describe the best of the Payton era linebackers … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Our Sweet Fragile Linebacker Corp

5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

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Here we go folks, we're officially out of basketball season and headed towards football season, the best time of year. It's not the best time of year because basketball is over, but it means we're almost to fall, which is the best *actual* season, no debate to be had. Sundays are back to normal, gambling … Continue reading 5 Things We Desperately Need This NFL Season

2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

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The days of Coby Fleener hypes and disappointments (oh remember the hope!) and 90 year old Ben Watsons still catching passes while still making babies are over. Well maybe not the babies part. Yes finally, the tight end drought is coming to an end. Jared Cook looks amazing and who cares if he's over 30? … Continue reading 2019 Summer Positions Breakdown: Jared Cook and the Other Tight Ends

A Tale of Two Murrays: The Saints Stop Playing Around and Destroy the Cardinals

***Author’s note*** Apologies, I'm a little slow getting the blog out this week, as there were technical difficulties. Everything is working again! Let’s go! I love this team! How can you not?? Drew Brees returns, throws the ball to 9 different receivers and three touchdowns, Latavius Murray cuts through the Cardinals like a loaf of … Continue reading A Tale of Two Murrays: The Saints Stop Playing Around and Destroy the Cardinals

Richard Sherman Cries That Baker Mayfield Didn’t Shake His Hand, Pat McAfee Quickly Puts Him In Bodybag

On a slow news cycle Tuesday after the San Francisco 49ers dismantled and dismembered the Cleveland Browns, star CB Richard Sherman exclaimed that the reason for the beat down was that Baker Mayfield refused to shake his hand pregame. However, Detective McAfee was on the case and dispelled all events Richard Sherman claimed. https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1181599498780459010 He … Continue reading Richard Sherman Cries That Baker Mayfield Didn’t Shake His Hand, Pat McAfee Quickly Puts Him In Bodybag